Kai: So, where did we leave off?
Rika: Cowboy Mickey told three prepubescent kids to save the world while not being funny.
Kai: Ah, right.
A/N: Since this is still the beginning of the fic, you make some suggestions of what FF and Disney characters you like to appear in this fic. Any pairings would be nice too, since I don't really know who to pair together.
Ashi: Ah, yes, because asking people on the Internet about pairings is a REALLY good idea.
Also, I forgot to add in Mickey's letter that the gummi ship was to arrive at their island the day after they receive the letter. I'll change it, when I feel like it.
Rika: My, aren't WE productive?
Chapter 2: Meeting with the Parents
Kai: Starring Ben Stiller!
"Why not?" Sora asked his (Sky and Kaze) and Riku's parents (Suna and Hayashi) along with Kairi's grandmother (Nami) at Sora's house.
Rika: My uncle (Bob) is cool.
Kai: As is my dog (Spike).
Sky answered rather sadly, "That's, because you just got back from your last journey. That was a YEAR, by the way! I mean yes, you did save us all and the islands when the world sank in to darkness, but you're still our babies."
Ashi: There's a reason Sora's mom never showed up outside of a voice.
"But Mrs. Sora's mom,
Kai: Yes, let's all listen to the fifteen-year-old talking like he's ten years younger.
we must go! Its either that or we let the worlds fade back to darkness again!" Riku debated.
Rika: Don't worry! I've got a flashlight!
Kaze then said to the rest of the parents, "You guys, I think we should let them go. These kids already proved that they can be by themselves. They must go!
Kai: "I've already rented out Sora's room to the island's resident hobo!"
They have to help their friends, protect people, and save everyone from the darkness. I'm sure that they and their friends will take care of each other. They have already beaten the bad guy, save the worlds, brought back worlds that have already faded into the darkness and saved our world and lives.
Ashi: "I LIKE repeating things over again!"
I doubt babies can do that. Anyway with that said, I say we vote right now if they go on their journey or not." Dan raised his hand high in the air, proud of this speech.
Rika: Wait. Who the hell's "Dan"?
Kai: If I recall correctly, NL changed the parents' names after the initial posting. I assume he must've missed this one.
Rika: Oh, joy.
Kairi then whispered to Sora, "Why does your dad make so many speeches?"
"He watched American Pie too many times," Sora whispered back, putting his face in his hands.
Ashi: "No, seriously. I think smell booze coming off him."
"How does that have to do with him making speeches?"
"His favorite character was Jim's Dad."
Rika: Okay, that's sort of funny. Sort of.
After a long an awkward silence, Kaze looked defeated and started to lower his hand. Just then, Nami raised her hand and smiled toward Sora, Kairi, Riku, and Kaze warmly.
Ashi: Huh, so Nami quit being a pirate to be in this. Gotta say, that's a rather poor career choice.
Kaze immediately smiled back and his hand shot right back up again. Suna and Hayashi looked at each other and nodded. They also raised their hands. Everyone was now looking at Sky. She then sighed deeply, placed her forefinger and thumb on her temples, and raised her hand as well.
Kai: That's right, succumb to the pressure of your peers.
Sora, Kairi, Riku, and Kaze then shouted, "YES".
Kai: "I'm shouting along with the kids for some reason! YES!"
"Why'd you shout yes?" Suna asked Kaze.
"Somebody actually listened to my speech!"
Rika: (deadpan) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Kai: I'll give it credit for at least pointing out how stupid the characters are acting.
"BUT, you must contact us every 7 days, otherwise we're going to build our own gummi ship and find you kids," Sky warned.
"How are we supposed to contact you? The islands aren't exactly that advanced, besides a gummi ship shop," Riku said.
"Oh, wait a sec," Sora said as he got up and ran upstairs to his room. After 4 minutes, Sora ran back downstairs caring 2 white cell phones.
"Here," Sora said as he handed one to his mom.
"These are special phones that my friend Stitch gave me during my last adventure. These phones are the Intergalactic Cell Phones of the Universe. We can call each other on these phones."
Ashi: Deus ex machina phones. How quaint.
"Great! What your phone's number?" Hayashi asked.
"Oh right. Here my phone's number
" Sora said as he handed them a rip piece of paper with a phone number that had about twenty numbers on it.
Kai: Little do they know that that number actually connects to a phone-sex line.
The gang spent the rest of the day packing and getting ready for their journey. When Kaze was helping Sora pack his clothes, Kaze asked "Why aren't you packing the clothes you originally had?"
"I already told you. The clothes I have have magical abilities and functions, so they're better for the trip," Sora explained, rolling his eyes, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Rika: (valley-girl-tone) Cha. Don't you know anything about CLOTHES?
"One more question. Do I detect you and Kairi have a little something, something?" Kaze said jokingly.
"WHAT?" Sora choked out.
Kai: "You know perfectly well that I'm in love with Riku!"
Ashi: (slaps his head) Stop baiting the fangirls.
"I know that you had a crush on her, ever since you saw her," Kaze said approvingly. "And I absolutely support you one-hundred percent. Although, I think its time we had 'THE TALK'." Air quotes and all.
"GET OUT OF MY ROOM, DAD!" Sora screamed as he pushed his dad out of the room.
" Kaze quickly said before being shoved out of the room.
Rika: Huh, I always wondered how you say a word that isn't a word.
After Sora closed the door, he leaned his back on the door and thought, Man, I really have to get rid of those American Pie DVDs.
Rika: You know, in case the first joke didn't take.
Although he is right about one thing. How am I going to get Kairi to like me?
He pondered that, as he accidentally stepped on his key chains (the key chains were in a shoebox on the floor, without a cover), and breaking every last one of them, except the Kingdom Key, Oblivion, and Ultima Weapon chain, because Kingdom Key was the Keyblade's true form and was indestructible, Oblivion was in his pocket and Ultima Weapon was made by Moogles, so it was indestructible as well.
Kai: Wait, what?
Ashi: I think we need to break that run-on down. Stepped on them? Why would he leave something as important as those on the floor?
Rika: And spouting out exposition randomly like that is awesome writing.
"Way to go, you idiot!" said a voice in Sora's head.
Kai: Dear lord, I think the kid's gone mad.
"Shut up Roxas," Sora said hitting the side of his head. From my sources, (HA! Probably forgot that I was telling the story!)
Rika: Yes, thanks for ruining it.
Sora and Roxas were able to communicate with each other within their heads, and the same thing goes for Kairi and Namine.
Ashi: It was incredibly awkward during "happy time".
DUDE, you do realize that without those key chains, the Keyblade won't have its extra powers, that the key chains give it!
Calm down Roxas, the Keyblade is strong as it is. And besides, I'm sure the guys could give me replacements for them.
You're just lucky you already returned Kairi's charm, otherwise she would have gone all 'SORA, YOU BROKE MY LUCKY CHARM!' on your ass!
Rika: Oooooh, he used the A-word! "Mature-audiences only."
Yeah, I guess am lucky about that.
Anyway, now about this Kairi situation
I thought I told you to not read my thought when I'm not talking to you!
Kai: "No worries. You never think anyway."
Hey, I just wanted to help.
I can handle it myself, thanks
I just don't want you to mess things up with Kairi. I might not see
Roxas! Do you like Namine?
I'm not done with you, Sora thought without getting an answer.
Ashi: Next week, on a very special episode, Sora catches Roxas with vaguely-defined drugs! How will this affect their relationship?
The next day while Kairi and Nami were having breakfast, Nami noticed that Kairi was silent for a very long time and she seemed as though she is in extreme deep thought.
Nami then asked, "Kairi, is something wrong?"
"No, I'm fine," Kairi lied as she put on an obviously fake smile.
Rika: "Just gas."
Nami raised one eyebrow and asked, "Really, so it doesn't involve you going back to our home world?"
Kairi made a surprised face and asked, "How did you know?"
Kai: "Have you been reading my dairy? Ignore September 6th's entry!"
"Kairi, I knew you long enough that whenever you have something on your mind, you make that silly face when I ask that question," Nami answered smartly.
Rika: "What silly face?"
Kairi sighed and said, "Yeah, I'm just thinking how much has changed since we left. From what Sora told me, Radiant Garden has really come along since when the Heartless appeared. Although I just can't help, but feel that I should have been there and help everyone restore it."
Nami sighed as well
Kai: "Why is my granddaughter such a hippie?"
and said, "Kairi, there wasn't anything we could do. If we didn't leave, we would have all turned into Heartless. Besides, you still helped everyone when you help Sora
Rika: "When you HELPED," lady. Past tense.
, Riku, Donald, Goofy, and King Mickey at The World That Never Was and I believe you can still help everyone once you reach the Garden."
Kairi noticed that her grandmother had said that last sentence rather strangely
Ashi: "Her eyes went cross-eyed and her false teeth fell out when she did."
and asked, "What do you mean by
"Oh, would you look at the time! You got to get going. You're to leave any second!" Nami said quickly and got up from the table to go to Kairi's room to grab her luggage. Kairi just sat the dining room table, staring at the door her grandmother just left through.
Rika: Gotta admit, that's one fine looking door to stare at.
End of Chapter