Chapter 8: ITS CHEWBACCA!!!</i>
But I dont even KNOW how to fish, guys! Sora protested as Homer and NL pushed in the shallow end of the lake, all three clad in fishing gear.
Oh, come on, that never stopped me! NL said.
Let me show you a little family secret thats been handed down for about twelve or thirteen Simpson generations, Homer said rather proudly. The Perfect Cast.
The Perfect What? Sora deadpanned.
The Perfect Cast! Homer reiterated. My dad taught it to me when I was about your age. Okay now, watch carefully. First, you gotta be loose. Homer wiggled every part of his body. Relaxed. He let the parts hang. Quarter to three! Tour Jete! Twist! Over! Pas de deux! Im a little teapot! And the windup
Homer did a bunch of weird poses and moves as NL and Sora stared, and threw his reel back, where its line hooked onto a steak all the way where Daffy is barbecuing on a grill.
and let er FLY!!!</i> Homer sent the hook far out into the lake, taking the steak with it and Daffy just stared in bewilderment as to where it went. The Perfect Cast
The hook with the steak goes sailing and land on the bank of the river a fair ways away in the middle of a rather large footprint. Two feet that match the footprint walked up. The feet belong to a large creature that had brown fur and it carried ammo around its torso with a laser gun by its side. It was a Wookiee, better known as Chewbacca. Chewbacca growled miserably as he was chewing on a wooden log. Suddenly, he stops and sniffs around. He looked down and spotted the steak on the hook. Chewie clapped his hands as he leaned over to grab it.
And now, we reel er in! Homer smiled, doing so. Chewbacca was about to take the steak when it suddenly took off. He ran after it and snatched the steak, and he bite hard into it. Whoa! Homer yelped, tightening his hold on his pole as he felt the line being tugged. Get the camera, guys! Its gonna be a big one!
Chewbacca had his jaw deep in that steak and was being pulled across the lake. Must be over three pounds! Homer exclaimed, taking the camera from Sora. I dont wanna miss this! Suddenly, Chewbacca was pulled to his feet, standing right in front of the amazed Homer and the terrified and hugging Sora and No Limit. Wow
Homer whispered in awe, looking at the Wookiee through the viewfinder.
NL whimpered, unable to finish.
ITS CHEWBACCA!!!</i> Sora screamed, summing it up quite nicely.
Could you move back a bit, Mr. Wookiee? Homer asked, unfazed. Youre out of focus.
NL and Sora screamed like little girls as they and Homer, who was still filming the whole thing, ran for their lives. The steak went sailing though the sky back to Daffy, who had a new steak, and it landed flat on his face. Hey, whats the big idea
?! Daffys pupils shrunk down into his eyes as he spotted Homer, Sora and NL running away from the furious Wookiee. Mother
Daffy grabs his grill, throws it in his RV, retracts all the equipment attached to it and drives off, leaving Homers tent where it was.
Even now, Homer was still filming the entire chase sequence. Behold the legendary Chewbacca from the Star Wars films! Homer commentaries for the tape. I wonder if hell show us the Millennium Falcon. How about it?
His response was another roar.
Homer accidentally tripped over his tent, dropping the camera. Meanwhile, Sora and NL frantically tried to pry open the car door. ITS LOCKED! NL screamed.
Quick! The sun roof! Sora shouted as he jumped through it. Homer then jumped it, but got stuck from his fat gut.
Oh, for the love of
HOMER! NL angrily jumped on his brothers fat butt and they both landed through the roof.
Close the window! Sora yelled, as Homer did just that. Chewbacca was coming in fast, but Homer was stilling rolling the window closed! HURRY UP!!! Luckily, the window closed just as Chewie got there. He roared again as he started rocking the car back and forth, about to tear the car apart, until he noticed all the equipment and luggage Homer left unpacked outside and Chewbacca goes to investigate.
Sora peeked out the window. I cant believe it
we actually got chased by a Wookiee
And I got it all on tape! Woohoo! Homer woohoo-ed.
Were gonna be famous! NL added, smiling like a madman.
Just then, Chewbacca has discovered the camera and tore the tape to shreds. Homer and NL just stared as Sora just fumed. Lets just get outta here, Sora said in disgust.
Homer looked disappointed as he went to grab his keys. His eyes widened as he felt around his pockets for them. Ahem. Homer, Sora and NL turned to Chewbacca as it smiled, holding up their keys. He snickered as he tossed it away and went back to rummaging through their stuff.
This is really bad luck for a Disney parody
Later that evening, Homer, Sora and NL are still in the car. Is he gone yet? Sora asked in total monotone.
Suddenly, two socks with someones hands in them stuck out in front of the windshield of the car. One had a flimsy look on it, while the other looked big and scary. The flimsy one mumbled something and then the scary one said something. Then, the large one started ripping the flimsy one to bits. Chewbacca laughed, popping he head up as he went back to running through the Simpsons junk.
Nope, still here, Homer answered dully. For a few minutes, the trio just sat there, watching their things be thrown around by the Wookiee. Suddenly, Soras stomach growled.
Was that Chewie or your stomach? NL joked.
Man, Im starving
Suddenly, a can of alphabet soup landed on the hood of the car. Alphabet soup, comin up! Homer said with a grin. Slowly, Homer rolled down his window and tried to reach for the can.
Chewbacca was biting into a can of shaving cream as he heard Homers hand land on the hood of the car. Quick, Homer! Grab it! NL yelped as Chewie began running towards them.
Homer grabbed the can and tried to pull it in, but it cant get through the crack he left. Dad! Sora shouted as Chewbacca came in fast. Quick screwing around, hes coming! Sora turned the can around so it can get through. Chewbacca can and smashed right into the side of the car, and is sent sprawling along with a lot of the equipment he dragged along. He lands and a pair of headphones lands on his head, which is playing Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees. Chewbacca liked the song and began dancing along to it.
Inside the car, Homer popped out the cigarette lighter and balanced the can of soup over it. I havent used this thing this thing since the time I took marihu
He paused as he saw NL giving the cut off sign. Uh
oh, screw it! Since I took marihuana.
Ill be lucky to get away with this reference
The three sat there in silence as the soup heated up. If you look closely, you could see Chewbacca doing the hustle in the background. Homer began to chuckle a bit.
Whats so funny? Sora asked.
Heh, Hi Dad Soup! Homer smiled.
Aw, dont tell me you dont remember Hi Dad Soup? NL chuckled.
Sora just stared blankly. Oh, come on! Sure you do! Homer said. You used to spell out words with the little letters! Like Hi Dad or
Ambidextrous Sora joked.
No, little words, NL said. Like
Hasta la vista? Sora wiggled both of his eyebrows.
Like Bye bye! Homer said.
Or I pledge allegiance
Or I love y- Homer stopped short, didnt feel like saying the rest after what they had been going through. Sora and NL felt the same way.
is the soup ready? Sora asked lamely.
Oh, almost forgot. Homer took the can and used his teeth to create a hole on the top of it.
Whoa! Whered you learn to do that? Sora asked, amazed, grabbing a cup from somewhere.
Your granddad taught me that, Homer said, pouring the soup into the cup. He said that was thanks for the time I gave him my kidney
lousy old man
Quit wining! NL smirked. You kept him alive by majorly shortening your life and thats a good deed.
Plus, I stole your kidney, ahem, Homer coughed into his fist.
You, NL and Grandpa did a lot together, huh? Sora asked, taking a sip of the soup.
Yup! Homer nodded, becoming quiet again, along with Sora and NL.
Look, Im s-
Sora, I j-
Homer and Sora of them said this at the same time, and once they heard each other, they got the point. Hows the soup? Homer asked.
Not bad! Sora answered, a soup mustache on his upper lip. Homer smiled as seeing Sora with a mustache reminds him of what Sora was like as a little kid. What? Sora asked, seeing his dad grinning.
Suddenly, the whole car started shaking violently and stopped, just as it began. The three looked up to see Chewbacca settling himself down to sleep on the roof of the car.
Well, I guess we should get some shut eye. NL stretched and yawned. Were not goin anywhere any time soon. Homer and NL started to get comfortable and Sora looked lovingly at his dad and uncle, then down at the remnants of the soup in his cup. He fiddles with something at the bottom and then taps Homer and hands him the cup. Homer looked curiously at the bottom of the cup to see the little letters had formed around to make the following message:
Homer gets all choked up and looks over at Sora, who is settling down to sleep. Homer showed the cup to NL and he gave a silent chuckle. Hi, Sora.